Fortnight

I was supposed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was a functioning alcoholic
Till nobody noticed my new aesthetic

All of this to say
I hope you're okay
But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame
But what about your quiet treason

And for a fortnight, there we were, forever running
Till you sometimes ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I wanna kill her

All my mornings are Mondays stuck
In an endless February
I took the miracle move-on drug
The effects were temporary

And I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you
But I touched you

And for a fortnight, there we were, forever running
Till you sometimes ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I wanna kill her

And for a fortnight, there we were, together running
Till you sometimes come and tug my sweater
Now you're at the mailbox, turned into good neighbors
My husband is cheating
I wanna kill him

I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you, I touched you

I love you, it's ruining my life
I love you, it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you, I touched you

Thought of calling ya
But you won't pick up
'Nother fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida
Buy the car you want
But it won't start up till you touch, touch, touch me

Thought of calling ya
But you won't pick up
'Nother fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida
Buy the car you want
But it won't start up till I touch, touch, touch you