Anti-Hero

I have this thing where I get older
But just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people
I've ghosted stand there in the room

I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I end up in crisis
Tale as old as time

I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
Cause you got tired of my scheming
For the last time

It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
At teatime
Everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun
But never in the mirror
It must be exhausting
Always rooting for the anti-hero

Sometimes I feel like
Everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out
Slowly lurching toward your favorite city
Pierced through the heart, but never killed

Did you hear my covert narcissism
I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman
A tale as old as time

I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
For the last time

It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
At teatime
Everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun
But never in the mirror
It must be exhausting
Always rooting for the anti-hero

I have this dream
My daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers around and reads it
And then someone screams out
She's laughing up at us from hell

It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me
It's me, hi
Everybody agrees, everybody agrees

It's me, hi (Hi)
I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
At teatime (Teatime)
Everybody agrees (Everybody agrees)
I'll stare directly at the sun
But never in the mirror
It must be exhausting
Always rooting for the anti-hero