I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, let your face grow long
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am the walrus

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, let your knickers down
I am the eggman
Oh, I'm the eggman
Yeah, I'm a walrus
Oh

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
I am a walrus
Yeah

Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs from the sky, see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman
We are the eggmen
Oh, I'm a walrus