Here Comes The Judge

Hear ye, hear ye
The court's in session
The court's in session, now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, y'all
Here comes the judge

Stop eatin' that fudge
Cause here comes the judge
Don't nobody buzz
Cause here comes the judge
Judge Shorty
Is presidin' today
And he don't take no stuff from nobody
No kind of way

Hey boy, take off that hat
Where do you think you're at
I know where you gon' be
If you don't heed my plea

I'm here to tell you
Court's in session
Order in the court now
Court's in session
Can't nobody smoke now
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Here comes the judge, y'all
Here comes the judge

Order, order, what's the first case on the docket
Judge, I got a boy here who can't dance
Can't dance, ah
Ninety days
Thirty days for boogaloo
Thirty days to learn how to shing-a-ling
And thirty more for the Afro twist
Yeah, can't dance, what is this

Court's in session
Everybody quiet now
Court's in session
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge

Is that the man
No, your honor
Does he look like the man
No, your Honor
Well, I'm sorry, you got to go now, you even can't recognize the man
Stand guilty

Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, y'all
Here comes the judge

Got two .45's
Yes, here comes the judge
They caught him down the aisle
Yes here comes the judge
I'd rather be lost in the jungles of Brazil
Than to face the judge this morning the way he feels
Here comes the judge
Here comes the judge, man
Don't nobody buzz
Cause here comes the judge

Everybody's on trial today