A Bar Song (Tipsy)

My baby want a Birkin
She's been telling me all night long
Gasoline and groceries
The list goes on and on
This nine to five ain't working
Why the hell do I work so hard
I can't worry 'bout my problems
I can't take 'em when I'm gone (Uh)

One
Here comes the two, to the three, to the four
Tell 'em: bring another round
We need plenty more
Two stepping on the table
She don't need a dance floor
Oh my
Good Lord

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history
There's a party downtown, near 5th Street
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy

I've been Boozey since I left
I ain't changing for a check
Tell my ma', I ain't forget
Oh, Lord, uh
Woke up drunk at 10 AM
We gon' do this shit again
Tell your girl to bring a friend
Oh, Lord

One
Here comes the two, to the three, to the four
Tell 'em: bring another round
We need plenty more
Two stepping on the table
She don't need a dance floor
Oh my
Good Lord

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (A double shot of whiskey)
They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history (We go way back)
There's a party downtown, near 5th Street
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy (At the bar getting tipsy)
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy

One
Here comes the two, to the three, to the four
When it's last call
And they kick us out the door
It's getting kind of late
But the ladies want some more
Oh my
Good Lord (Tell 'em drinks on me)

Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (A double shot of whiskey)
They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history (Way back)
There's a party downtown, near 5th Street (Come on)
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy

Can someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (A double shot of whiskey)
They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history (It's Jack D)
At the bottom of a bottle gon' miss me (Baby, don't miss me)
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy (At the bar getting tipsy)
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy
Everybody at the bar getting tipsy

That's fucking messed up, bro, they kicked me out the bar