Funk Dat

Question
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street
Somebody wants to stop me
Just to give me a flyer
Come on man
Funk that
Get out of my way

Question
Why is it that every time I walk into the bank
The tellers look at me
Like I'm the one that robbed them last week
Come on man
Funk that
What're you looking at

Question
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio
I hear the same five songs
Fifteen times a day
For three months
Man funk that
Get a new DJ

Question
Why is it that bums ask me for money
When I ain't got none
What is it an in thing or something
Let me remind this goon he ain't got no money huh
Man funk that
Get a job

You know
Every time I see my neighbor
She tells me to stay out of trouble
The other one looks at me like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out
Come on man
Funk that
What're you looking at

Seems like every time it never fails it never fails
I'm just chilling in my crib
Minding my own business
And somebody wants to call me just to talk about nothing
Funk that
Get a life

Question
Why is it
That when I go out to a nightclub
Only the ugly chicks wanna step to me
I mean like I'm ugly or something huh
What you mean huh
Funk that
Get out of my face