I Ain't Comin' Back

I'm a redneck
Cause I drink beer and I dip Skoal
Guess I'm a rambler
Cause I can't not be on the road
Might be a lost cause
Cause I'll be out till the lights are on
And I'm a gambler
I'll take the over on the underdog

Girl, half of this town
Has got a name for me
And I can't say I don't agree

But the night I said I'm leavin'
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart so I got even
In my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walking on this water
Mixed with Johnny Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh no no, I ain't comin' back

You call me the devil
Then you told me where to go
Go throw your pebbles
I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned
Girl, it ain't my fault
Ain't no need to wait three days
I might be a lot of things
But I ain't your savin' grace

Yeah, the night I said I'm leavin'
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart so I got even
In my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walking on this water
Mixed with Johnny Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh no no, I ain't comin' back

Girl, half of this town
Has got a name for me
But there's one I'll never be, nah

Cause the night I said I'm leavin'
I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart so I got even
In my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walking on this water
Mixed with Johnny Walker Black
There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus
But the main one is that I ain't comin' back
Oh no no, I ain't comin' back
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