Freaky Friday

Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

I woke up Chris Breezy
Oh my God, I'm the man (Oh, shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance (Whoa, whoa shit)
There's tattoos on my neck (Oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (Blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah (Yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (Yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (Oh)

Oh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (Wait, for real)
Wait, can I really say the n-word
What up, my nigga (Woo)
What up, my nigga
Big ups, my nigga
We up, my nigga
You pussy ass nigga
Man, fuck y'all, niggas
Cause I'm that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice
But to turn this bitch sideways (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari
And I'm light-skinned black

Ring ring (What the fuck)
I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky)
Ugh, what the fuck
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that
Walking down the street
And ain't nobody know my name (Whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures
This is great (Whoa)
Ain’t nobody judging cause I'm black
Or my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie and relax (Woo)
Ay, I'm a Blood, but I can finally wear blue (Cool)
Why's his momma calling all the time
Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who
Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be
What would I do

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice
But to turn this bitch sideways (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I’m in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick
With delight, it’s my dream dick

If I was Lil Dicky in my body
Where would I be
I'm tryna find myself
Like an introspective monk
I'm balling on the court
Oh my god, I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck

Now I'm at the club
I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP
My goodness, there I am
I signal to him to let me in
But he won't let me in
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck he think he is
Took a glass bottle
Shatter it on the bouncer's head (Woo)
Walked up to that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me
Then you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key, now we're switching back

I woke up in Chris Brown's body (Oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice
But to turn this bitch sideways (I can't believe)
I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday

Wait, what the fuck
And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was
What the fuck again
I'm DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling
Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (Woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina (Uh)
I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman