Earth

What up, world? It's your boy, just one of the guys down here. Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I'm a human and I just wanted to, you know, for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:

We love the Earth
It is our planet
We love the Earth
It is our home
We love the Earth
It is our planet
We love the Earth
It is our home

Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced
And my anus is huge
Hey, I'm a zebra
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black

I'm a lion cub
And I'm always getting licked (Meow)
How's it going, I'm a cow (Moo)
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)

I'm a fat, fucking pig
I'm a common fungus
I'm a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
I'm a marijuana plant, I can get you fucked up
And I'm Kanye West

We love the Earth
It is our planet
We love the Earth
It is our home
We love the Earth
It is our planet
We love the Earth
It is our home
We love the Earth

Ba-dum-ba-dum-bum
Ba-dum-ba-di
We are the vultures
Feed on the dead
We're just some rhinos
Horny as heck
I'm just a giraffe
What's with this neck

Hippity-hop
I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day
Up and down with you
I'm an elephant
I got junk in my trunk
What the fuck, I'm a clam
I'm a wolf, howl

I'm a squirrel
Lookin' for my next nut
And I'm a pony
Just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, uh
Come on, get on (Yah)
Giddy-up
Let's ride

I'm HPV
Don't let me in
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what, it's cute
We love you, India
We love you, Africa
We love the Chinese
We forgive you, Germany

Earth
It is our planet (It's so tiny)
We love the Earth (We love the Earth)
It is our home
We love the Earth
It is our planet (It is our planet)
We love the Earth
It is our home
We love the Earth

I'm a man (Hello)
Can you hear me (Anyone out there, hello)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes
Girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick (Woo)
Eat a lot of tuna fish

But these days, it's like
Ee don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution
We under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill (Hey)
Respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet
It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum when you have sex (Ay)
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for, what we gotta stand for
Love, and we love the Earth
The Earth

Oh, yeah, baby
I love the Earth
I love this planet

Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
U-u-ulineun jiguleul salanghaeyo
Amamos la tierra
Wǒmen ài dìqiú (We love you, we love you)

Come on, everybody
I know we're not all the same, but
We're living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana (We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Are we gonna die
You know what, Bieber, we might die (We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you, I mean, there's so many people out here who don't think global warming's a real thing. You know, we gotta save this planet. We're being stupid
Unless we get our shit together now