One And One Is Two

Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!

[chorus]:
One and one is two
You love me, I love you
Two and two is four
Please open up the door
One and one is two
You love me, I love you
Two and three is five
You're gonna be my wife

Listen to a very funny story
A teacher told me once when I was young
Take the fingers of your hand and count down
It'll stop your tears and you will see the sun

[chorus]

So sing it one, two, three, four, five
And when it's six you'll be my wife
So take your left and your right
And your left and your right
And say: "Love me do"

Now sing it, seven, eight, nine, ten
And now we start it once again
I'll take the left and the right
And the left and the right hand from you

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Now I'm old but I'll always remember
The teacher told me many years ago
Take my hand and look at every finger
It stopped my tears and then I'm shouting

Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!

[chorus]

(One and one!)
One and one is two
You love me, I love you
(Two and two!)
Two and two is four
Please open up the door

(One and one!)
One and one is two
(You love me!)
You love me, I love you
(Two and three!)
Two and three is five
(You're gonna be!)
You're gonna be my wife

(One and one!)
One and one is two