Tennessee Bird Walk

Take away the trees and the birds will have to sit upon the ground, umm
Take away their wings and the birds will have to walk to get around
And take away the bird baths and dirty birds will soon be ev'rywhere
Take away their feathers and the birds will walk around in underwear
Take away their ***** and the birds will have to whisper when they sing (chirp, chirp)
And take away their common sense and they'll be headed southward in the spring
Oh remember my darling when spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere
You can see them walking southward in their dirty underwear
That's Tennessee Bird walk

How about some trees so the birds won't have to sit upon the ground, umm
And how about some wings so the birds won't have to walk to get around
And how about a bird bath or two so the birds will all be clean
And how about some feathers so their underwear no longer can be seen
How about a ***** so the birds won't have to whisper when they sing (chirp, chirp)
And how about some common sense so they won't be blocking traffic in the spring
Oh remember my darling when spring is in the air
And the bald headed birds are whispering everywhere
You can see them walking southward in their dirty underwear
That's Tennessee Bird walk (chirp, chirp)
That's Tennessee Bird walk (chirp, chirp)
That's Tennessee Bird walk (chirp, chirp)
That's Tennessee Bird walk (chirp, chirp)