Cameltoe

Um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh
um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh

Walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front

I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
she mustn't own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know
she had a frontal wedgie
a Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

Girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out
with your Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe

First day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
I wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe

Um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe