Where Is My Man

{transcribed by Adri Verhoef, 29-5-2002}

[chorus]:
I don't wanna be alone, where is my baby?
I don't wanna be alone, where is my man?
I spend hours by the phone, where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my man?

I need a man who can take me, then taunt me and make me
Buy the things that I so richly deserve
A man who knows what I require
Has the thing that I desire
Is there anyone out there who has the nerve?

I spend hours by the phone, where is my baby?
I chew my fingers to the bone, where is my man?

Where is my baby? He can't be far
Look for an Ascot, a big cigar
Tell him to find me, send his car
To this address, I have to stress, I need him now

I don't wanna be alone, where is my baby?
I don't wanna be alone, where is my man?

The kind of man that I adore's the kind of man that gives me more
Of all the better things in life that aren't free
Such things as summer by the sea, the Hamptons, Malibu, Capri
The kind of man who comes alive when he comes near Rodeo Drive
Is the kind of man who wins my heart with style and class
You know I've tried some other men,
The kind with zeroes less than ten
But everytime I grab the ring, it's always brass

[chorus] [3x]