Chocolate Salty Balls

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter, melted
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick, pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth

Oooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth,and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty and give that spoon a lick

Say everybody have you seen my balls, they're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick, pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put'em in your mouth and suck em
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
here packed full of goodness, high on fiber
Suck on my balls

{sniff, sniff, sniff}

Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell
Smells like something burning
Well that don't confront me, no
Long as I get my rent paid on friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion

Oh man, baby, baby
You just burned my balls
Help me, my balls on fire, baby my balls are burning
Give me some water
Pour some water on me
My balls are burning
Oh my goodness, I'm blow'n, I'm blow'n
Do somethin'

Oooo, suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put'em in your mouth and suck em
They'r on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salted balls
Put em out baby
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my red, hot, salted, chocolate balls
Come on, baby
Suck on my balls